The Cadillac of Manliness
Upcoming Shows for October-November

Friday, October 5
Lincoln Lodge Season 13 Opener 
 
4008 N. Lincoln Ave. Chicago, IL
The Lincoln Lodge Presents Pete Holmes - 8:00 PM

The Lincoln Lodge Presents Pete Holmes - 10:00 PM (One I’m performing on)

Saturday, October 6
Second City Outreach and Diversity Present: Race…The Final Frontier (Sketch/Improv) - 9:00 PM
1616 N. Wells St. Chicago, IL

The Lincoln Lodge Presents Pete Holmes - 8:00 PM

The Lincoln Lodge Presents Pete Holmes - 10:00 PM

Wednesday, October 10
Second City Outreach show at Columbia College - 6:00 PM 

Friday, October 12
Lincoln Lodge with Sean Flannery - 8:30 PM 

Saturday, October 13
Second City Outreach and Diversity Present: Race…The Final Frontier - 9:00 PM

Monday, October 15
100 Proof Comedy (Hosting) at Comedy Sportz Theatre - 8:00 PM
929 W Belmont Ave. Chicago, IL 

Tuesday, October 16
Dastardly @ The Hideout (Mar’son and the FYF Crew *rap*) - 8:00 PM 
1354 West Wabansia Avenue  Chicago, IL

Wednesday, October 17
Genesis League (Improv) at Comedy Sportz Theatre - 8:30 PM

Friday, October 19
Laugh Factory - 8:00 PM 

Saturday, October 20

Second City Outreach and Diversity Present: Race…The Final Frontier - 9:00 PM

Cutz on Cutz Loft Party (Farty Marty/Mar’son and the FYF Crew) - 11:00 PM 

Monday, October 22
100 Proof Comedy at Comedy Sportz Theatre - 8:00 PM 

Friday, October 26
Creative Control at Saki (Farty Marty) - 8:30 PM
3716 West Fullerton Avenue  Chicago, IL

Saturday, October 27
2 Hour Comedy Hour at Gallery Cabaret - 7:00 PM
Second City Outreach and Diversity Present: Race…The Final Frontier - 9:00 PM

Monday, October 29
100 Proof Comedy: The Chaser (Host) at Comedy Sportz - 9:45 PM 

Wednesday, October 31
Genesis League at Comedy Sportz Theatre - 8:00 PM

Comedians You Should Know (Farty Marty) at Timothy O’Toole’s - 9:00 PM
622 North Fairbanks Court Chicago, IL

Friday, November 2
 
Brass Chuckles (Farty Marty) at Playground Theater - 10:00 PM
3208 N. Halsted St. Chicago, IL 

But Seriously…Presents Danny Kallas (Host) at Comedy Sportz Theatre - 11:59 PM

Saturday, November 3
Second City Outreach and Diversity Present: Race…The Final Frontier - 9:00 PM

Monday, November 5
Speakeasy Comedy at Speakeasy - 9:00 PM
1970 North Lincoln Avenue Chicago, IL

Saturday, November 10
Second City Outreach and Diversity Present: Race…The Final Frontier - 9:00 PM

MPAACT Solo Jam: In My Head (one man show) at Greenhouse Theater - 11:00 PM
2257 N. Lincoln Ave. Chicago, IL 

Monday, November 12
The Comedy Evening at Ace Bar - 8:45 PM 
1505 W. Fullerton Ave. Chicago, IL 

Saturday, November 17
Second City Outreach and Diversity Present: Race…The Final Frontier - 9:00 PM

Wednesday, November 14
Genesis League at Comedy Sportz Theatre - 8:00 PM

Monday, November 19
100 Proof Comedy (Host) at Comedy Sportz Theatre - 8:00 PM

Saturday, November 24
Second City Outreach and Diversity Present: Race…The Final Frontier - 9:00 PM 

Monday, November 26
100 Proof Comedy: The Chaser (Host) at Comedy Sportz Theatre - 10:00 PM

Tuesday, November 27
The Grog (Stand-up/Farty Marty) - time TBA
2785 Euclid Heights Blvd Cleveland, OH

Wednesday, November 28
TBA Cleveland show

Thursday, November 29
TBA Cleveland show 

*Every Friday and Saturday are shows at the Lincoln Lodge at 8 and 10 PM.*

Hope to see you out! 

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Hey, um… false advertising. 

Hey, um… false advertising. 

Manly Tip #1,342

On facebook if a girl’s status is listed as “in a relationship” it really means “ignore me”.

Manly Child Tips

Instead of apple sauce feed your baby hot sauce. It builds up immunity to lava.

Manliness Tip #905

Hey androgynous guy, the tightness of your jeans and length of your hair is relative to how much you’re gonna be treated like a lady so pick one or the other.

Manly Child Tips

Unless your toddler is about to buy a kilo of blow, he has no reason to have a faux hawk and ripped designer jeans.

Facebook Friend of the Week

Facebook Friend of the Week

Social networking is a big part of being manly. Through out social networking history some people have made strides to become better than great and have earned the honor to be my facebook friend of the week. One such person is Julie Doriety and she has earned the distinction of being our manly facebook friend of the week. Here’s her story…

Nickname: Jew (not Jewish)
known for: Being awesome and a smart ass
From: Birmingham Alabama
Occupation: Assistant Manager at Wet Seal
Future goals: To become a FBI agent that investigates white collar crime and seize super rich and corrupt CEO’s shit. Relationship status: In a relationship 
How to win my heart: You can’t 
dealbreaker: Creepyness, no job, overly emotional
Manliest trait: Sense of humor and low bullshit tolerance 
Favorite facebook status update: If you are buying condoms at the dollar store you are to(o) broke to be fuckin.

Manly Prank Phone Call

(Made manly by the heavy breathing)

Facebook Friend of the Week

The Cadillac of Manliness meets a lot of people during his epic travels and adventures from all different walks of life. Instead of slaying them or laying them, he sometimes adds them as a friend of facebook.
Here is the first Facebook Friend of the Week: Lena Roper

Nicknames: Leners, Leens, Giraffalope, Leena Beena (Daddy exclusive)
Known for: Obsession with squirrels. 
Occupation: Student + Existential Crisis Hotline operator. Also its primary client.
Relationship Status: On sabbatical.
How to Win Your Heart: Complete 5 to 7 of the following:
1. Smell awesome
2. Be skinny
3. Be funny (awkwardly adorable counts)
4. Have awesome hair
5. Bring me food
6. Win Ninja Warrior
7. Be a cute, fuzzy animal.

The Deal Breaker: 
1. Misuse of homonyms, like they’re/their/there.
2. Moustache. Noone wants to kiss the business end of a broom, k?
3. Corny pick-up lines not intended as ironic.

Manliest Trait: Irresistible urge to use power tools. HOORAHRAH! *manly grunt*

Favorite Status Update: I just burned the shit out of these ramen noodles. That’s my status IRL