The Cadillac of Manliness



TW: Police brutality - NYPD goes into wrong apartment, drags naked grandmother out of her home, pepper spray 4-year-old & arrest 12-year-old
August 2, 2014

A Brooklyn grandmother who had just taken a shower was dragged from her apartment by about 12 cops who then stood by for more than two minutes while she was naked in the hallway, according to video that emerged Friday.

Denise Stewart was in her Brownsville apartment on July 13 when police — responding to a domestic disturbance call at the building — pounded on her door at 11:45 p.m. and demanded entry.

Stewart, 48, cracked the door wearing only a towel wrapped around her body and underpants — and was yanked into the hallway by cops over the screams of her family and neighbors.

The video shows a chaotic scene as a dozen or so male officers burst into Stewart’s apartment, while several others struggle to subdue and cuff the nearly naked woman in the hallway outside.

Stewart’s towel got lost in the scuffle, leaving the grandmother dressed only in underpants.

“Oxygen, get my oxygen,” the mother of four can be heard saying to the cops, as they propped her bare body against the wall.

A cop shouts, “OK, OK,” and darts out of the screen.

Neighbors videotaping from the stairwell started shouting as Stewart, who has severe asthma, fainted and fell to the floor.

“Yo, her mother got asthma …y’all wicked, y’all f——— wicked,” shouted one woman.

“Her asthma! Her asthma! Her asthma,” screamed another woman. For approximately two minutes and 20 seconds, Stewart was bare-breasted in the hallway as additional police officers tramped up the stairs and through the hallway, glancing at her as they passed by.

When cops hauled Stewart’s two sons and two daughters out of the apartment and cuffed them, a female cop finally draped a white towel over Stewart’s exposed torso.

Reached at her home Friday, Stewart told the Daily News she was traumatized. “It’s disgusting and embarrassing. I’ve been married 16 years. It took my husband 10 years to see my nakedness,” she said. “I didn’t do nothing wrong,” she said, crying as she recounted the ordeal.

The NYPD said they’d gotten a 911 call to the Kings Highway address but didn’t have an apartment number. They heard shouts coming from Stewart’s apartment. When they knocked, she told them they had the wrong place and tried to shut the door, police said.

Stewart’s lawyer, Amy Rameau, said she was told by a Legal Aid attorney also assigned to the case that the 911 call came from a different apartment on an upper floor — and cops went to Stewart’s door by mistake.

Cops removed the 12-year-old from the apartment and say she refused to get into the police car and kicked the door.

A police spokesman said the child kicked out one of the police van’s windows, with the broken glass cutting the chin of one of the cops. The cops were treated at local hospitals and released.

Denise Stewart was charged with assaulting a police officer, and — along with her oldest daughter, Diamond Stewart, 20, — resisting arrest, acting in a manner injurious to a child and criminal possession of a weapon.

Stewart’s son Kirkland Stewart, 24, was charged with resisting arrest. The 12-year-old was charged with assaulting a police officer, criminal mischief and criminal possession of a weapon.

Diamond Stewart’s 4-year-old son was also pepper sprayed, the family said.

“They manhandled (Stewart) and behaved in a deplorable manner,” Rameau said. “She feels completely mortified. This is about human dignity.”

The city’s Administration for Children’s Services was called to investigate but didn’t find any evidence of neglect, said Rameau.

“There were no injuries to the child as alleged in the complaint,” the lawyer said.

A police spokesman said the incident is under investigation by Internal Affairs.


Sad. NYPD is out of control.
you guys a couple?


Martin Morrow: you guys a couple? you guys look like a hipster couple?

couple: uhh. well…

Martin Morrow: are you guys together?

couple: how do you define a couple?

Martin Morrow: do you let each other borrow your arcade fire albums?

This is why I love doing crowd work. Diss it if you want…

Life Improving Advice

Think of the person you find the most attractive in the world. The ultimate crush. Your heart flutters thinking about this person, your palms get sweaty, they are just gorgeous in every sense of the word…

Could be a celebrity, model, co-worker, stranger, significant other, friend, ex, whatever…


Imagine that person taking a shit.
Like a real one. Whatever texture is up to you but for this experiment the grosser the better.

Now remember they do that on average two to three times a day if they’re eating healthy.

Remember everyone is human. No matter how powerful, smart, talented, rich, or attractive we all have to go to the bathroom and squat a brown nugget out then wipe our own ass with toilet paper. Don’t put anyone on a pedestal or let anyone think they’re better than you because at the end of the day we all shit the same.

#tbt when I finally accepted my role as “the black friend” in high school. #varsityblues #scream2 #shesallthat #rugratsallgrownup #thenme #thatshirtisinaChristianrockband

#tbt when I finally accepted my role as “the black friend” in high school. #varsityblues #scream2 #shesallthat #rugratsallgrownup #thenme #thatshirtisinaChristianrockband

#tbt We made it. #graduation #5yearsold #youngstunna #startedfromthebottom #thiswillbeanalbumcoveroneday #somebodyputthisonatshirt #lookingatyou @bareandhatchet

#tbt We made it. #graduation #5yearsold #youngstunna #startedfromthebottom #thiswillbeanalbumcoveroneday #somebodyputthisonatshirt #lookingatyou @bareandhatchet

You know how some people seem to complain or have issues but never do anything to fix them or make the situations better? Here they are explained by a cartoon.

#tbt My dad called me Bucket head and now I kinda see why. #sweatergang #killingitinturtlenecks #ToddlerTheoHuxtable

#tbt My dad called me Bucket head and now I kinda see why. #sweatergang #killingitinturtlenecks #ToddlerTheoHuxtable

On the diamond joke, did you say "My cousin Ubuntu.."? Brilliantly ironic, my man. Your jabs are spot on!

Thanks! And yes. Fun fact Ubuntu means “to be human”.


Farty Marty: by far the best stand up comedian currently in the business.

High accolades for my good friend Farty Marty.