The Cadillac of Manliness
Upcoming Shows!

ETC Presents Vulcan’s Underpants
When: Saturday, May 26th 8:00 PM
Where:Theatre Downtown (upstairs of 5th Ave. Antiques) 2410 5th Ave. S Birmingham, AL
Why: My last show in Birmingham before heading up to Chicago to start my work with Second City Bench Co.! It’s fast paced improv in the style of ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’ If you’ve ever been a friend, enemy, or seen me perform while in the Magic City then this is the show I want you to be at.
Advance tickets available at www.etcbham.com

Laugh and a Half
When: Thursday, May 31st 9:00 PM
Where: Snuggery Pub 15 West Division St. Chicago, IL
Why: One of the best new stand-up showcases in Chicago I’ve been told. Why would you be a jerk and not be apart of seeing that?

Southern Discomfort
When: Saturday, June 2nd 11:00 PM
Where: MPaact Theatre 2257 N. Lincoln Ave, Chicago, IL
Why: It’s my one man show where I talk about growing up in Birmingham, coming back to Birmingham, the fear of stereotypes, and my love of interracial dating and the parents that hate me for it. It will hopefully be enlightening to a point and also funny.
Tickets available at http://mpaact.tix.com/schedule.asp?actcode=76716

A Night of Effen Comedy 13
When: Thursday, June 7 8:00 PM
Where: Zodiac Cafe & Lounge 113 N. Main Street Crown Point, IN
Why: It’s the show to round out the year of this show being around and I’m headlining! With Nathyn Gibson and Odinaka “OD” Ezeokoli we’re probably going to get stinky on stage.

Comedy Booze Cruise
When: Friday, June 8 10:00 PM
Where: On a boat in Knoxville, TN
Why: Because it’s a boat. Where everyone gets drunk. And you watch comedy. Plus the Manute Bols of Comedy are takin’ over!

Come out to ‘em!
- @martinMmorrow

you guys a couple?

I say things like this sometimes.

glowingrabbit:

Martin Morrow: you guys a couple? you guys look like a hipster couple?

couple: uhh. well…

Martin Morrow: are you guys together?

couple: how do you define a couple?

Martin Morrow: do you let each other borrow your arcade fire albums?

The highest form of comedy is revealing a truth.
Patton Oswalt (via internalprimatesforever)
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Prison has gotten REEEAAAAAAL. Best Scared Straight quote ever.

kyssthis16:

super-eklectic1:

adeenyc:

fvgazi:

thelasturinebender:

crapcom:

speakhersexxx:

kingjaffejoffer:

geekscoutcookies:

getglossd:

GREATEST episode of Beyond Scared Straight!! Orange flavored muthafucka!

My soul departed my body and did the Bro Franklin in the upper room as SOON as that Kool Aid came out. 

LMAO

this was by far one of the best ones lmfao

the amount of tears i’m fighting….

Amazing. Fuckin’ superb.

This sounds like a Boondocks episode. *crying*

WHITE PEOPLE TAKING SO MANY L’s WHHAAATTTT

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KOOL AID!!!!!!!! HAHAHA

Yeah, I kind of want to own a koala bear now.

This is what my country is all about. What do you got??

This is what my country is all about. What do you got??

Woomp, there it is

A lot is about to happen in the next few months so stay tuned and keep laughing.

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Podcasts & Such

I talk about a lot of deep stuff on a bunch of different podcasts- comedy, my family, race, twitter and of course farts. Check ‘em out, everybody!

Somebody and Me Episode 43

http://somebodyandme.com/podcast/episode-43-channeling-martin-morrow

You Could Be Dead with James Fritz & Adam Burke Episode 10

http://www.youcouldbedead.com/index.php/ycbd-episodes/126-ycbdepisode10

Awkward Moments with Colin Bullock Episode 18

http://awkwardmoments.podbean.com/2011/07/14/episode-18-martin-morrow/

Spacetime Radio with Nick Huston

http://spacetimeradio.blogspot.com/2012/01/28-martinmmorrowmp3.html

Symposium Podcast with Dan Friesen and Timmy Brochu episode 319

http://friesenpoint.libsyn.com/webpage/sym-319-i-just-get-shit-done-with-martin-morrow

Bad News, Good Timing with Joe Fernandez and Matt Riggs

http://badnewsgoodtiming.tumblr.com/page/13

Comikaze Radio with J. McCall and Narado

http://www.comickazeradio.blogspot.com/2012/01/14-martin-morrow.html